Redneck Christmas

Well, since the Christmas season officially began as of yesterday... I thought that I would make a post to get us all in the Christmas spirit. I found all the Christmas related redneck phrases that I could and compiled them for what will hopefully be a good laugh. I hope that you get all these... I am a bit of a redneck, so I busted up laughing at pretty much all of them.

You might be a redneck if...

Your Christmas tree is still up in February.

Your momma has "ammo" on her Christmas list

You give your dad a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for Christmas.

You stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.

The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.

Your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.

Your Christmas cards have a copy of your butt included.

Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.

You've ever had Christmas dinner on a Ping-Pong table.

You've ever gone Christmas shopping at the dollar store.

I tried to make this as non-offensive as possible, so I hope that no one is offended. These are not original, I stole them from some website... hopefully that's not illegal. I don't really know anything about copyright laws and all that "stuff". I am still waiting for our first snow of the winter, so that I can truly get into the Christmas mood. I think I am going to go listen to my new Christmas CD entitled "Christmas with Creed"(sorry inside joke). I hope that everyone is getting into the Holiday spirit. May God bless you and keep you safe durning this holiday season.